INCEST IS BEST AT RTE!

Wouldn’t that shower of assholes in RTE just get on your wick? I had the misfortune of being driven to watching some TV over the last few weeks due to being temporarily incapacitated.
Not being a one to watch much television, apart from the news - and that is so bad that I now no longer look at it for fear of the attraction of the mental home or the local river – I found myself stuck looking at what passes for entertainment on RTE.
If the Government is serious about making cuts, as it should be, given the scale of the crisis we are in, then the first thing to go should be RTE. I don’t know how much money is collected from the licence fee each year but I imagine it is a hefty few dozen million.

The government should continue to collect it and allocate it towards the various needy institutions that are having their budget cut because of the financial crisis. Why not give it to the HSE so that they could implement the cervical cancer vaccine programme for 12-year old girls, which that heartless bitch of a Mary Harney cut recently. That only cost €10 million per annum. The TV licence fees bring in much more than that.
Dispense with idiots such as Pat Kenny, Gerry Ryan, and Ryan Turbidy etc. and spend the money on something that will save lives instead of puffing the egos of publicity craving presenters.
RTE has become an incestuous organization, full of its own importance whilst at the same time being a moral coward, pandering to the views of its left/right stance of producers and presenters.
Take the so-called chat shows for instance. The Late Late Show, presented by that insufferable egotistical dope of a Pat Kenny, boasts of being the longest running chat- show in the world. RTE describe it as light entertainment.
Light is the word indeed! It should be set alight along with the presenter and most of the guests!
That asshole Kenny would make anyone cringe at his lack of interviewing skills. The nation should be embarrassed by having this clown loose on the airwaves and destroying what little is left of the reputation of the country. If you put up a cardboard cutout of Kenny in place of the real yoke, there would be a better conversation with the guests.
There are better discussions about current affairs in the recreation room of the National Centre of the Deaf, Dumb and Blind.
Of course, most of Kenny’s guests are other RTE presenters pushing their own show or book. You might as well be in the RTE canteen such is the level of promotion by one egotist of another egotists work. Various Z-listers being made famous by X-lister presenters.
Charley Bird was on the show some weeks back about moving to America to the RTE correspondent over there. Jesus, you’d think that with the fawning interview by Kenny that he was going to Obama’s right hand man.
The eejit wasn’t a week in the place when he brought down a plane in the Hudson River. I seen the headline on RTE myself; “Bird causes plane to crash in New York river”. The fucker hasn’t even reached Washington yet and he is causing mayhem.

Turbidy Tonight is another piece of shite on a Saturday night. This guy is not a person at all. He is a skeleton of a child with a pinstripe suit hanging off him and a head on top found in the lost section of the RTE props department. He is radio controlled to make fast movements and talk fast garbage by some production assistant in the background who demands to be fed a kilo of cocaine before he will manipulate the controls that makes Turbody appear like…. well, like a skeleton on coke.
He does the usual incestuous interviews with other RTE stools, such as that insufferable Twink one, (or does she call herself Adele King now?).
She used to be a great ride, but could you imagine listening to her next morning, whining and moaning on your shoulder; “that bastard of a David Agnew, the dirty rotten fucker, married to me and riding a one young enough to be his daughter. The two-faced cunt!” (See uTube)
That is what she does for a living, not riding, but moaning and whining and appearing on shitty shows like Turbidy promoting shitty shows like her own.
Anyway, I am well again and thank God, I don’t have to watch the drivel produced with all the million we pay to RTE.
Truly, your health is your wealth.