French Prime Minister, Nicolas Sarkozi came to
Sarkozi is the current boss of the EU by virtue of the fact that
Thus, he arrived in
We are a bit concerned at this three minute business and wonder is it anything to do with his personal life and his high profile marriage to Italian model Carla Bruni. One of our intrepid spies managed to infiltrate the “speed dating” meetings and reported as follows:
Well Sarkozi came to
and told us all that we must be meek
and adopt the
or else our little country would be an also-ran.
He stood therein in all his pomp and grace
and told us we were a fucking disgrace.
How dare we turn around and just say No
when he Bonaparte Sarkozi was running the show.
I will give you all three minutes each
To explain this unforgivable breach
and I want a change of heart then
said he rising to all of his four foot ten.
Tell me now that you’ll say Yes
and put an end to my embarrassing distress.
I have no time, I must be home before night
Or else Carla will kick up an awful shite.
That’s why I can only give you three minutes to decide
Because Carla loves, how you say in
She is very demanding, so hard to satisfy
So many orgasms, but I try, how I try!
She is very tall, six foot two, mon amour
Thirty lovers she said, but I can’t be sure
Standing by her side, her tits are level with my head
One swing from her and I am fucking dead!
So you see the reason I ask for a Yes decree
Will you awkward Irish hoors please agree?
So that to the
where my Carla lies panting with desire.
Nobody told me politics would be like this
And that you Irish would take the piss
By voting No to the
And spot my clever little French fraud.
I must be off, away now from this place.
Sacre bleu, you Irish are an ungrateful race!
We gave you subsidies and the finest of wines
now you thank us by ruining our grand designs.
Bring me now to my private jet
Home to Carla, my very big pet
But first a consolation, a treat I cannot miss
“Le Biffo Big Lips” will give me a kiss!